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SymptomsAnandamide tap helps hosts realise that long term happiness is the most important thing in life. Hosts actively resist cure development
Indulgence
SymptomsLeptin blockers causes hosts to lose self-control and do all sorts of things they wouldn't normally do. Increases infectivity
Intoxication
SymptomsOpioid adjustments encourage overindulgence, as well as saying silly things. Increases infectivity but reduces happiness due to hangover
Jealousy
SymptomsTendrils mesh with frontal cortex, causing feelings of dissatisfaction with life and constant comparisons with others. Significantly reduces happiness
Joy
SymptomsEndorphin surge fills host with contentment and happiness, making them run around singing. Significantly increases infectivity
Laughter
SymptomsHormone adjustments trigger joke-telling. Increases infectivity
Love
SymptomsOxytocin stimulation emphasises feelings of love when around family and friends. Significantly increases infectivity and happiness
Memory Lane
TransmissionsWorms use pheromones which stimulate happy, childhood memories, and draw people towards it. Increases infectivity, especially in urban areas
Partying
SymptomsSerotonin adjustments encourage hard partying, lots of socialising and loss of inhibitions. Increases infectivity
Present Parachute
AbilitiesGift planes use parachutes to deliver presents to people from a great height. More presents can be delivered at once
Radio Worm
TransmissionsWorms broadcast happy songs, disrupting silent nights and drawing people towards them. Increases infectivity, especially in urban areas
Red-Nosed Guide
AbilitiesA famous reindeer flies ahead of Gift Planes, using his red nose to help them navigate around bad weather. Gift planes fly more frequently
Red-Suited Pilot
AbilitiesA famous man with a white beard comes out of retirement to fly gift planes. More presents can be delivered at once
Santa's Little Neurax Worm
SymptomsMind control can be a power for good! Breach the blood/brain barrier to access the host brain and start making them happy again…
Sloth
SymptomsIncreased melatonin production causes hosts to laze around all day without achieving anything. Reduces happiness
Snow Worm
TransmissionsNeurax Worms can turn white to camouflage themselves against snow. Increases infectivity, especially in cold countries
Snowballs 1
TransmissionsNeurax Worms enjoy laying eggs in the snow, where they can easily be scooped up. Increases infectivity, especially in cold countries
Snowballs 2
TransmissionsNeurax Worms roll themselves into perfectly-formed snowballs, and wait… Increases infectivity, especially in cold countries
Solar Perfume 1
TransmissionsNeurax Worms attracted by the smell of sun cream and sweat. Increases infectivity, especially in hot countries
Solar Perfume 2
TransmissionsNeurax Worms driven into frenzy by the smell of sun cream and sweat. Increases infectivity, especially in hot countries
Stocking Filler
TransmissionsWorms make themselves look cute and cuddly, before going to sleep in toy shops. Increases infectivity, especially in rich countries
Sunny Side Up
TransmissionsThe smell of barbecues accelerates the hatching of Neurax Worm eggs. Increases infectivity, especially in hot countries
Surprise Delivery
AbilitiesNeurax Worm hides away in a parcel and is posted to a random country as a present
Surprise Delivery
AbilitiesNeurax Worm hides away in a parcel and is posted to a random country as a present




















